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In the second to last chapter the tense switches to the past for two sentences, then goes back to present. I’m not saying it gets boring or anything, on the contrary, i loved it and it was a insanely easy read. The narrator basically just gives a very bleak look on life and love and makes a very, very, VERY bad decision.

The book is mostly about sex and has almost but not quite the same feel as a Nicholson Baker in the 90s. It’s the confluence of these things that is currently moving us into a time when mainstream media is going to have to be more honest about not only sex but everything else, too, te technologically there simply won’t amle a way to be dishonest that’s still palatable to the people who matter most to the companies that produce mainstream media — consumers.

You the reader are subjected to the inner monologue of this misogynistic nympho guy who kindofsortof hates his life, and if you try to understand him and look at him on his level, you’ll see why he does what he does and think what he thinks.


I actually wouldn’t be surprised if Chad Kult Holy ass. And I found this for like, 50 cents.


Mar 06, Patrick rated it really liked it Shelves: The guy secretly hates his girlfriend because he doesn’t like her fat ass. So it seemed obvious to me that an article describing the things guys enjoy seeing, smelling, touching, tasting, hearing and feeling should be just as vulgar, just as pornographic, if it’s intended to reflect americna way guys actually think about these things.

Just a guy, being an asshole, which is all us guys are good at doing. We’re going to have the best life together.

You Can’t Handle the Truth

In a metaphorical sense, I think this book really showcases the cage that masculinity can become. I definitely found myself nodding knowingly to a handful of sentences scattered throughout. A very good friend of mine once kiltgen “I’m not a cheater, but I understand why men cheat; it’s because they’re not getting what they need at home.

Depending on your sensitivities, you might really enjoy this look into the most base and obvious tendencies of the “Average American Male. He’s a “holler philosopher”; no sermons, just facts in your face.

He’s the guy that downloads so much porn that he has separate folders for different fetishes on his desktop. Quit trying to be average and acknowledge and express maoe uniqueness. All other aspects of the relationships he has with women are simply stumbling america, hoops to jump through, in order to secure the final goal. I don’t think this book is any more honest than any of my others. The Average American Male follows a nameless character around Los Angeles, as he thinks with one part of his body from the first page of Chapter Two until the final page of the book.

The Average American Male (Average American, book 1) by Chad Kultgen

Apr 23, Paul rated it did not like it Shelves: This was no more apparent than when the eternally politically correct, intellectually stunted by religion, and sexually abstinent until marriage even though she already had a child Sherri Shepherd included the books and a pair of fuzzy handcuffs among her “favorite things” on The View.


Yeah, women pretty much suck. It was interesting and I wish I had someone to discuss this with, but at the same time, it’s so nasty that I also feel like it needs to be pondered in silence hahaha It aveerage a bad taste in your mouth, and that’s what Chad Kultgen wants. He’s supposed to be something men can recognize americna some point; a gamer, a te guy, someone with an anal fetish, someone who’s stuck in a relationship with someone he just doesn’t love anymore.

I’ve cut out parts of his rant and only posted the relevant portions: And it’s a good sign when shows like Girlswhich is possibly the most honest show on television — certainly about sex, and also about a wide variety of other things — wins Golden Globes. A great debut, but not a great novel. To ask other readers questions about The Average American Maleplease sign up. Someone had gone into my article and inserted new writing — including puns like “Arma-get-it-on” — were sprinkled throughout the text.

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